Lately I have been on this wanker domination trip, the same type that got greats like Hendrix, Petrucci and Eddie Van Halen stardom with all the sheer pleasures of it on the side all decked up on a platter. Like last month – with nothing else to do, with no client to service, an inclination to stay away from various outlawed substances and an urge to go way into the minds of wankerism. So, like I mentioned earlier August’s Gibson guitar of the month would be the Gibson Shred V Guitar the Gibson’s Flying V version for shredders. This guitar allows you to play from the fastest solos with low dives on the tremolo to the power chords that will blow the audience away because of, mainly, its active pickups. The production of this model will be 1,000 units and that is for starters. The features of the Gibson Shred V Guitar is its mahogany body and neck, Flying V profile, ebony fingerboard, 22 frets, 24.75? scale length, Kahler 2214K Tremolo bridge and stoptail, 2 RMG 85 active humbucker pickups, 3-way pickup switch and 2 volume and 1 tone controls. This model is only available in ebony gloss lacquer finish and comes with a hard-shell case. The Gibson Shred V Guitar will be available August onwards and will be priced at a whopping $2,300. So much for setting dreams afire. I think I’ll just go back to servicing em’ clients and calling up random people asking them how Dick felt when he met Woody!!!
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